HeyZoos
Names: HeyZoosUzi JesusJesusUzi Jesus – Gold EditionRobot Uzi Jesus
First appears in Book 6: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, chapter 24 (22)
Appearances
What you know
Book 6: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
- Ch 24HeyZoos, or Uzi Jesus, is a level 140 undead, ranged healer totem card from Ecuador, armed with an uzi.
- Ch 24Florin warns HeyZoos thinks he's the real deal and is hard to get to do anything.
- Ch 30Uzi Jesus, called Heyzoos, panics at Shi Maria's appearance and shoots her, and she kills him.
- Ch 31Uzi Jesus only follows Donut's orders about half the time and lies about it afterwards.
Book 8: A Parade of Horribles
- Ch 37Eris keeps a tiny robot Uzi Jesus as her pet; he wants to kill Florin for giving him up.
- Ch 101Uzi Jesus accompanies Eris and senses many people's auras inside the Scolopendra goo.
Connections
- enemy ofShi Maria
- created byLazarus-A-Bang-Bangcombined from Uzi Jesus and Asojano
- related toErisEris's pet
- enemy ofFlorin
- ally ofEris
Key moments
- Book 6 · Ch 24HeyZoos joins the squad
Carl and Donut take Florin's unique HeyZoos card, giving them four of six totems, before planning to rescue Samantha.
- Book 6 · Ch 30Deck practice in the mall
In a 1980s mall simulation, Shi Maria kills Uzi Jesus after he shoots her, then destroys Rude-Dolph's puppet reindeer with her fifth eye and rips Rude-Dolph in two.
- Book 6 · Ch 31Hours of deck practice
Practising in the mock arena, Carl and Donut learn their totems' quirks: Shi Maria dominates, while Uzi Jesus and Asojano resist orders.
- Book 6 · Ch 60Death of Quan Ch
In a chaotic battle at the capitol building, Quan steals Ren's death worm, killing Chuluuna, before Donut's totems strip and overwhelm him; Carl returns his ring before he dies.
- Book 8 · Ch 37Eris freezes time
Eris appears with a robot Uzi Jesus, urges Carl to ally with Akuma and to worship her, and grants a nearby crawler a permanent effect.
- Book 8 · Ch 37The five-sided coin
Eris flips a coin of grim fates for Carl; he snatches it midair, choosing a chaotic fifth side that brands his palm.
- Book 8 · Ch 101Eris's visit
Eris freezes time to speak to Carl about the Ascendency, chaos and the coin's fifth side, then leaves.