Vernon
First appears in Book 3: The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook, chapter 5 (5)
Appearances
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What you know
Book 3: The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook
- Ch 5Vernon is a level 32 dwarf, the Yellow Line Train Conductor, who drinks in the employee break room instead of doing his job.
- Ch 5Vernon treats Princess Donut as royalty, and her charm gets him to share extensive information about the train system.
- Ch 5Vernon blacks out after the last stop, 435, and wakes at station 10; the train resets each loop but he keeps aging.
- Ch 5Vernon exploits the train's reset to duplicate gold coins and copies of his wife's drawing that were aboard on his first day.
- Ch 5Vernon says the train's engineer never leaves his locked cab and has only been known to come out after a derailment.
- Ch 5Vernon the conductor is killed when fire ants and exploding moonshine engulf the employee break room.
Connections
- inEmployee Break Room
- related toDwarfspecies
Key moments
- Book 3 · Ch 5Meeting Vernon the conductor
In the employee break room the party meets Vernon, who explains the train's strange looping reset, the unseen engineer, and the stations ahead.
- Book 3 · Ch 5Fire ant trap destroys the break room
Donut's suitcase unleashes Literal Fire Ants; a moonshine bottle explodes, Vernon dies, and the party escapes onto the platform at Banshee Station as the train burns away.