Gluteus Maxx
Names: Gluteus MaxxGluteus
First appears in Book 6: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, chapter 26 (24)
Appearances
What you know
Book 6: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
Book 8: A Parade of Horribles
- Ch 32Gluteus Maxx, the best Mario Kart player among the strippers, drives heat three because Carl's kangaroo suit makes the pedals hard to reach.
- Ch 32Gluteus took two outworlder uppers Samantha found, which supposedly let users taste time, and is dangerously high at the starting line.
- Ch 34Gluteus passes out foaming at the mouth near the finish, forcing Carl to steer and Donut to work the accelerator.
- Ch 36Gluteus is recovering from his overdose; Samantha insists she only told him about the drugs and he owes her money.
Key moments
- Book 8 · Ch 32Heat three begins with a drugged driver
Back from the studio, Carl lines up for heat three with Gluteus Maxx driving, then discovers Gluteus is high on outworlder uppers just before the start.
- Book 8 · Ch 32Sugar Hermit migration
Tens of thousands of skull-wearing Sugar Hermits flood the steep track toward the kaiju skull at the finish as the shielded racers wait to launch.
- Book 8 · Ch 33Heat three launch
Gluteus floors it down the steep track; Carl deploys the ghoul cages and slimes Team Sparkles and One Fine Pig with Denial of Service missiles.
- Book 8 · Ch 33Holding off the skull waves
As twin waves of sugar hermits flood the road, the ghouls hurl Biscuit Packs and Donut casts a massive Wall of Fire.
- Book 8 · Ch 34Three-way crash at the finish
With Gluteus unconscious, Carl kicks through Tem's skull as Dwight's cannon flips the truck; three vehicles tumble over the line together.
- Book 8 · Ch 62Strippers vanish at the Desperado Club
Splash Zone, Gluteus and Doctor Bones can't be contacted after going to see Hamed at the Desperado Club.