Dwight
Names: Dwightthe unicorn
First appears in Book 8: A Parade of Horribles, chapter 7 ([ 5 ])
Appearances
What you know
Book 8: A Parade of Horribles
- Ch 7Dwight is a level 87 sparkling unicorn enchanter with a surly Boston accent, described as a complete prick.
- Ch 34Dwight, the unicorn of Team Sparkles, fires a cannon at the finish, flipping Carl's truck, and vows to kill them next race.
- Ch 55Jasha and Radoslav found Dwight spinning in circles outside the exit and dragged him in.
- Ch 58A drunk Dwight, a sparkling white unicorn, shoves Prepotente at the bar and then collapses sobbing on the floor.
- Ch 59As the song begins, Dwight the unicorn stabs the DJ in the face with his horn.
- Ch 60Dwight drunkenly blames Carl and Donut for killing Lucienne and vows to stab Carl, starting a bar-wide brawl.
- Ch 66Dwight stays sitting on the starting line when the race begins.
- Ch 70Dwight the unicorn won heat five by riding up and over the factory roof instead of going through it.
- Ch 74With Lucienne dead, Dwight cannot drive in heat six unless he hires a mercenary.
- Ch 77Dwight, passed out drunk, races anyway thanks to a self-driving upgrade costing two Golden upgrades.
- Ch 81Dwight's vine drives itself, so he wins even while asleep.
- Ch 83Dwight races with a missile launcher and a GPS avatar made to look and sound like the late Lucienne.
- Ch 85Dwight is killed by Donut moments after the final heat starts, and she takes his unicorn's magical horn.
Connections
- member ofTeam Sparkles
- enemy ofMasterplan
- enemy ofCarl
- member ofTeam Free Love
Key moments
- Book 8 · Ch 7Team Sparkles runs them over
Team Sparkles insults Donut, then their Avernus Creeper bolts at the food truck's horn and crawls over the trailer and van before racing off.
- Book 8 · Ch 20Team Sparkles destroys Girth the Trouble
After a shouting match, Team Sparkles fires a hidden tank cannon into Masterplan's Chevy Bel Air, eliminating Girth the Trouble before Donut can take her shot.
- Book 8 · Ch 34Three-way crash at the finish
With Gluteus unconscious, Carl kicks through Tem's skull as Dwight's cannon flips the truck; three vehicles tumble over the line together.
- Book 8 · Ch 34Royal Court wins heat three
The results put the Royal Court first, Sparkles second and the Dominators third, with Free Love and One Fine Pig behind.
- Book 8 · Ch 52Satan topples the loop
Satan knocks down the loop-de-loop; Florin's tuk-tuk lands and races ahead while team Sparkles' burning vine spins out.
- Book 8 · Ch 53Heat Four finish
Carl's team wins the heat; Lucienne's remains are cleared, the Lady Dominators and Osvaldo's team follow, and Dwight is left stranded behind.
- Book 8 · Ch 58Dwight's drunken outburst
A drunk Dwight shoves Prepotente at the Lollipop's DJ booth; Imani separates them and Dwight sits sobbing on the floor.
- Book 8 · Ch 59Dwight kills the DJ
Just as the music starts, the drunk Dwight stabs the gremlin DJ in the face with his horn.
- Book 8 · Ch 60Brawl at the Lollipop
Dwight's attack sparks a bar-wide fight and a fire; Imani knocks Dwight out, Mongo and Dong join in, and Louis and Britney put out the flames.
- Book 8 · Ch 70Aftermath of heat five
Carl's team mourns Dong; allies check in, and Osvaldo reveals Dwight won by going over the factory instead of through it.
- Book 8 · Ch 76Heat six starting line
Shrunk to Lego size, the racers start inside apartment 712 of the L'Engle Building; a last-minute rule requires seven rings, one per floor.
- Book 8 · Ch 85Crawlers slaughter the NPC racers
When the light turns green, Dr. Metcalf's hole punch and potions kill Dwight's vine and GPS, and Donut decapitates Dwight, eliminating Team Sparkles. Across the lobby other crawlers kill their NPC opponents.