Harpocrates
Names: HarpocratesHarpoDickless
First appears in Book 7: This Inevitable Ruin, chapter 69 ([ 59 ])
Appearances
What you know
Book 7: This Inevitable Ruin
- Ch 70Harpocrates is the god of silence; he hates sound and hunts anything noisy, so Donut is told not to use her PA.
- Ch 83Harpocrates is a kaiju-sized, youthful-looking god in torn white and gold robes, held back by changeling ogre guards.
- Ch 84Li Na conscripted level-250 Harpocrates into the Princess Posse; he now fights the war-mage-conscripted Yarilo using the ball as a flail.
- Ch 89Harpocrates speaks for the first time, vowing revenge on the Champion of Nekhebit for Meatus, then leaves the realm.
Connections
- related toMeatusMeatus summoned Harpocrates
- enemy ofMeatus
- enemy ofPrincess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk
- member of107th White Dragonsconscripted, under Li Na's orders
- enemy ofYarilo
- related toLi Nacontrols him through conscription
Key moments
- Book 7 · Ch 69Elle opens the first feral gate
Elle opens the Gate of the Feral Gods; Meatus appears near the Dream castle and summons Harpocrates, prompting Rosetta to abort Britney's digger attack.
- Book 7 · Ch 70Meatus smashes Harpocrates into the Dream castle
Meatus knocks Harpocrates into the Dream castle, dropping its shields; the elves begin fleeing and Donut takes over the southern campaign.
- Book 7 · Ch 76Donut's Rolling Battle Formation
To move the huge pile of frozen witnesses away from the god fight, Donut casts Rolling Battle Formation, forming a giant steerable ball that also swallows Meatus and Eris.
- Book 7 · Ch 77Donut taunts Harpocrates
Donut blasts music and insults over her PA to keep Harpocrates from breaking her rolling ball while a digger approaches.
- Book 7 · Ch 78Li Jun draws off Harpocrates
As Harpocrates marks Donut for death, Li Jun lures the god away with a speaker so Donut can finish moving the ball, and sends Li Na a goodbye.
- Book 7 · Ch 84Gods clash at Larracos
Li Na's conscripted Harpocrates swings the ball by Meatus at the war-mage-controlled Yarilo.
- Book 7 · Ch 85Harpocrates kills Yarilo
Harpocrates beats the god Yarilo to death with the ball across Shanty Town, angering the gods.
- Book 7 · Ch 87The ball is dropped into Larracos
Harpocrates throws the ball into the Larracos funnel while Britney's side turns the castle moat to acid and starts draining it.
- Book 7 · Ch 89Aftermath of War Crime
Meatus is destroyed and Harpocrates leaves vowing revenge; Shanty Town is drenched in gore under falling ash as Donut reaches level 135 with new deity spells.