Meatus
First appears in Book 7: This Inevitable Ruin, chapter 69 ([ 59 ])
Appearances
What you know
Book 7: This Inevitable Ruin
- Ch 69The Feral God Meatus entered the realm near the Dream castle and summoned the deity Harpocrates.
- Ch 70Meatus began as a gremlin-like creature who stole Harpocrates's penis, sewed it on himself and became a god.
- Ch 70Meatus's stolen member is sapient, very loud, loves music and refuses to return to Harpocrates.
- Ch 76Eris's botched ritual also made the feral god Meatus invulnerable.
- Ch 88Meatus, caught in the paw, cries out to his "Daddy" before he is dissolved by fleshers and slammed through chains.
Connections
- related toHarpocratesMeatus summoned Harpocrates
- enemy ofHarpocrates
- enemy ofEris
- enemy ofPrincess Donut the Queen Anne Chonkkilled him
Key moments
- Book 7 · Ch 69Elle opens the first feral gate
Elle opens the Gate of the Feral Gods; Meatus appears near the Dream castle and summons Harpocrates, prompting Rosetta to abort Britney's digger attack.
- Book 7 · Ch 70Meatus smashes Harpocrates into the Dream castle
Meatus knocks Harpocrates into the Dream castle, dropping its shields; the elves begin fleeing and Donut takes over the southern campaign.
- Book 7 · Ch 76Donut's Rolling Battle Formation
To move the huge pile of frozen witnesses away from the god fight, Donut casts Rolling Battle Formation, forming a giant steerable ball that also swallows Meatus and Eris.
- Book 7 · Ch 84Gods clash at Larracos
Li Na's conscripted Harpocrates swings the ball by Meatus at the war-mage-controlled Yarilo.
- Book 7 · Ch 88Donut casts War Crime
Donut's War Crime pulls thousands of enemy soldiers and Meatus into a giant Astral Paw; she slams it repeatedly through Li Na's lattice of chains until everyone trapped is dead.
- Book 7 · Ch 89Aftermath of War Crime
Meatus is destroyed and Harpocrates leaves vowing revenge; Shanty Town is drenched in gore under falling ash as Donut reaches level 135 with new deity spells.
- Book 8 · Ch 10Donut's paw is empowered
The celestial godslayer box replays Donut's killing of Meatus and leaves no item; instead her paw glows painfully and her claws tear the kitchen table in half.